Knowing that the girl who broke my heart ended up butt ugly is kinda satisfying in the “I’m a piece of shit” kind of way

iwriteaboutfeminism:

A sample of tweets on #Ferguson tonight, 8/13/14

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I’m a scary gargoyle on a tower,

That you made with plastic power,

Your rhinestone eyes are like,

Factories far away,

codeinewarrior:

sorry god but i… *exhales cigarette smoke* *looks up at the sky* *smiles as a tear rolls down my cheek* love big titties 

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
(140/365)  (via broptimus-prime)
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