Knowing that the girl who broke my heart ended up butt ugly is kinda satisfying in the “I’m a piece of shit” kind of way
A sample of tweets on #Ferguson tonight, 8/13/14
I’m a scary gargoyle on a tower,
That you made with plastic power,
Your rhinestone eyes are like,
Factories far away,
sorry god but i… *exhales cigarette smoke* *looks up at the sky* *smiles as a tear rolls down my cheek* love big titties
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
I will be better than I am.
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